So we were watching Doctor Who on Netflix when we noticed it was getting dark. I paused the show and Aaron went outside to lock up the chickens. The kiddo and I waited patiently for Papa to come back, but... Continue reading →

Kid: Mama, you should never feed pigeons your ice cream. Me: ok? Kid: If a pigeon wants your ice cream you should let him enjoy it. Me: um.. ok? Kid (thoughtful): You know… pigeons like to land on interesting things.. Continue reading →

Good Gods this kid has a THICK SKULL. Kid: (random obnoxious crap) Me: Please stop doing doing that. Kid: (random obnoxious crap) Me: Did you hear me? I asked you to stop doing that. Kid: (random obnoxious crap) Me: LAST... Continue reading →

Kid: Can’t you just help me with potato head? Me: In a minute. Kid: Well he can’t be potato head without his butt! That’s what’s special about potato head. Can’t you just help me with his butt door? Continue reading →

Kid broke his chair, screwing around. Aaron: well now it’s trash. Kid: you can fix it. Aaron: no, that’s not fixable. It’s trash. Kid, examining pieces: I don’t think this will be trash for long. Me: no? Kid, matter of... Continue reading →

Kid: Why won’t Papa come out of the chicken yard? *note-he already did and the kid missed it* Me: I dunno.. Maybe the chickens ate him. Kid (odd look): noooo (hesitant) I don’t think the chickens like Papa. Me: oh... Continue reading →

Oh dear… Kid, eating left over roast from dinner last night: Is this cut up cow meat? Me: Well, it is beef, so yes, that is cut up cow meat. Kid: How do cows make meat? Me, hesitant because this... Continue reading →

Kid: We need a kitty thermometer so we can see how old they are. Continue reading →