Me: You’re a turkey.
Kid: I am NOT a turkey!
Me: Yes, you are.
Kid: I am NOT a turkey. I am NOT for eating.
Me: Are you sure?
Kid: Yes. You can’t eat me.
Aaron: Say “gobble gobble gobble!”
Kid: I am not for eating, but sometimes, I guess, sometimes I can say “gobble gobble gobble”
Me: See! You are a turkey!
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