I’m making lunch…
Kid: So, what are you making for dessert?
Me: um… nothing?
Kid: Can I have your heart? For dessert?
Me: My heart?
Kid *sinister voice*: I’m going to eat your heart… for dessert.
Me (wth?): Um.. that’s not very nice.
Kid: Nah, silly mama! I’m just kiddin’! Can I have some sugar? Like chocolate or something? For dessert?
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