Codyisms: Don’t Eat The Rock

Saw a pretty rock in the driveway so I brought it in and washed it. I figured the kiddo would like it.
Me: Hey kid! Come here a sec.
Kiddo: Okay. Do you have something for me?
Me: Yep! Here ya go.
Kiddo: What is it?
Me: Uh.. it’s a rock.
Kiddo: To eat?
Me: (what the heck?) It’s a ROCK.
Kiddo: So I can’t eat it.
Me: No you goofball. It’s a ROCK. I thought it was pretty and that you would like it.
Kiddo: Well I LOVE it!!!