Dear Size 6 Twigs, The next time you want to complain to someone about how “FAT” you (delusionally) think you are.. take a look at the person you are talking to BEFORE you go on your “oh I’m so disgusting and fat” rant and think about how your RIDICULOUS whining might make THAT person feel. …
Monthly Archives: January 2015
Fairy’s Log 2015: Week 4
Fairy’s Log 2015: Week 4 – The weekly ramblings of A Fairy Busy Mommy Thursday, January 22nd, 2015 12:18 pm – Last day with half-straight, half-curly crazy beast hair!! Woot woot!!!! 3:28 pm – Was a winner in a contest last month with my TruVision team and my awesome upline sent me a super cool tote! Merlin likes it, …
Codyisms: Never Feed Pigeons Your Ice Cream
Kid: Mama, you should never feed pigeons your ice cream. Me: ok? Kid: If a pigeon wants your ice cream you should let him enjoy it. Me: um.. ok? Kid (thoughtful): You know… pigeons like to land on interesting things..
Codyisms: Thick Skull
Good Gods this kid has a THICK SKULL. Kid: (random obnoxious crap) Me: Please stop doing doing that. Kid: (random obnoxious crap) Me: Did you hear me? I asked you to stop doing that. Kid: (random obnoxious crap) Me: LAST CHANCE.. If you don’t stop doing that you need to go to your room. Kid: …
Codyisms: Potato Head
Kid: Can’t you just help me with potato head? Me: In a minute. Kid: Well he can’t be potato head without his butt! That’s what’s special about potato head. Can’t you just help me with his butt door?
Fairy’s Log 2015: Week 3
Fairy’s Log 2015: Week 3 – The weekly ramblings of A Fairy Busy Mommy Thursday, January 15th, 2015 8:56 am – My Goodness… Dear strangers.. keep being ignorant.. I’ve got even more new friends this morning! Thank you! <3 10:11 am – This is why so many people are afraid to admit they are not “Christian”. It is not because …
Work At Home Cat Mom
As a Work At Home Cat Mom, this is how I get my work done most days. I don’t know what they would do if I worked outside the home…. It’s comforting and distracting at the same time. What do your pets do while you’re working?
Fairy’s Log 2015: Week 2
Fairy’s Log 2015: Week 2 – The weekly ramblings of A Fairy Busy Mommy Thursday, January 8th, 2015 9:44 am – 14 degrees in North Texas… but no snow 🙁 Friday, January 9th, 2015 9:52 am – Suggestions for thawing my mop off the porch without having to sit there with a hairdryer or dump hot water on it which …